TSA stands for ??

[eaglepilot]

In many a podcast, Dave mentions the TSA and becomes almost apoplectic trying to come up with a phrase that would match the TSA letters. Some of his choices normally start with "Totally Stupid Agency" or... As a regular listener, I would like to offer the following: "Theatrical Scaremongering Aggrandizers" .

Doesn't exactly flow off the tongue, does it? Does anyone else have an idea that we can offer Dave?
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Eaglepilot

Homeland Security has discovered a new threat-they're a motley group, often vocal; they must be contained and monitored. They're ...Citizens!

[Dave Higdon]

Love this idea, eaglepilot...need all the help available, 'cause it gets booooorrring just calling the agency by name: Too Stupid to Administer, Totally Stupid Agency, Theatrically Staged Asinine...you got the idea...listeners? Got any ideas to share? Will use at least one of the best on every subsequent EP in which we update the latest hi jinks of a Terminally Senseless Agency...

Thanks!

Dave

[ruckin]

The name I had always heard was "Thousands Standing Around"

[PilotBillFromTexas]

This "Stuff's" Annoying.

[eaglepilot]

Maybe "The Scare Army"
"Treating Society Awkwardly" since 2001
"The Secret Alliance"
"The Syndicate of Agony"
"The Source of Aggravation"
"Thousands Squandering Assets"
"Tormenting Staunch Americans" since 2001
to "Torpedoing Sane Air travel"

[Scofreyjet]

It's actually their mission statement:

"To Slow All"

[eaglepilot]

How about "They're So Anal"?

I have a 45 minute commute each morning and afternoon-I've got too much time to think about these things.

[jschnud]

Trying to Suffocate Aviation

[Scofreyjet]

Taking Stuff Away?

[eaglepilot]

Okay, how 'bout

Totally Stifling Air travel
Travel Supressing Agent
Transcending Sensible Arrangements

And my favourite (today at least)

Totally Screwing(up) America